KNOCK KNOCK
“Sir, si Elmer po ‘to. Probably ten years already. Pinayporn Gusto ko kasi medyo malaman.”
“Ah, eh, ok po siya, sir! Way.”
Memorable, you say? KNOCK KNOCK
“Sir, si Elmer po ‘to. Hehehe. Ok, that kinda freaked me out for months. Anyway, who gives their real name at a Spa that offers a “happy ending?” No one, that’s who. I kick off my shoes and socks and undress until I’m down to my boxer briefs. Hehehe. I had a girl who pushed my head down so I can eat her out. The A/C made its presence felt. I’m not what you call “traditionally gwapo.” I’m thirty-seven years old and I look every bit my age. I suddenly look up and my face looks like it was drained of blood. ELMER, PAKIDALA SI SIR RICHARD SA VIP 2. KAY REY YAN!”
What, Episode One was still fresh on my mind. I had a girl who pushed my head down so I can eat her out. “Are you sure you want to do this, France?”
“Oo naman, akala ko nga di na tay…”
FRANCE! All of a sudden, I don’t feel like taking a bath.
